Californian laws:

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows

It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds


All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.

It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.

Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.

One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.

Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.

Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.

Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.

Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

man undrar ju vad som orsakade dessa lagar :D

mår så sjukt dåligt av språkbruket

"de e de e så de e :S"